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[18 Aug 2012|08:13pm]
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in gaol and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
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Facebook: your 0898 party line run by the Stasi [13 Mar 2012|12:47pm]
Feeling the need to lift my mood yesterday, I took the little one to the city for the unthinkable, a walk in the sun. I think it worked, too! Only one person called him a rat (who incidentally should know, as he himself had a rat face).

A few people, including a small child, wanted to pat Pepe and, as this was his day out, I had to oblige him the attention. While I was taking the time to instruct one youngster how to so that they didn't spook each other with quick movements, I noticed an old woman looking on who shot me a disgusted look.

It took a moment to twig. A grown man showing a child a kindness clearly meant depravity at work. I pitied her for this and smiled back as I walked off.

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Internet censorship [01 Feb 2009|10:45am]
[ mood | determined ]

"The biggest criticism of the Rudd government’s plan to centrally censor the internet — apart from it being ill-defined, secretive, a potential human rights abuse, a great way to screw up broadband speeds, poorly planned, way behind schedule and tackling the problem of child sexual abuse in completely the wrong way — is that it won’t work." -Stilgherrian

Thanks wayfaerer
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Help stop proposed internet censorship in Australia [18 Oct 2008|09:52am]
Australian internet is about to be sent back to the dark ages if legislation passes require internet filtering at the ISP level.

What this means is the internet will be slowed, large amounts of content blocked, legitimate business blocked from the internet, legal content censored and all costs passed on to the consumer making your monthly internet fee considerably higher.

For an article on this, Click Here

A site about what you can do to help prevent this
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Friends?! [09 Nov 2007|01:41am]
I've added a few people lately. Hi New folk. A few randoms off friend's lists whose interests piqued mine aevil (I'm looking at you), and few old acquaintances. I'd like to keep my friends list short. Anyone know someone I should add? I'm looking for clever quips and amusing anecdotes.
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Friends Only [18 Jun 2006|07:21pm]
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